I think I get dumber on the MRT!

Case #1:

You know how the MRT carriages have doors opening on both sides...

Imagine yourself arriving at your destination station, standing in front of one of the two doors, waiting for the doors to open... Right behind you.

Then you turn around and walk towards the other door while everyone looks on as the doofus makes his way across.

Case #2:

You're waiting on the platform for the train to come...

Yay, it approaches! It comes in from the right, just like them buses and taxis on the road...

My arm feels a funny twitch... My brain says, 'Hmm.' My arm goes up anyway -- To flag down the train.

Help, maybe I should just take the next train.