My aunt's birthday cake looked real yummy! I've always loved chocolate, so I knew it was heaven for me -- Chocolate sponge, chocolate mousse, chocolate fudge, chocolate coating...

With my little paper plate of paradise, I skipped to join my family at the table, prepared to slowly savour it bit by bit...

But then I realised that something was not right. The chair felt cold... And gooey... And squishy...

I stood up to inspect the chair, but it looked as normal as any chair could be.

Uh-oh.

Peering over my shoulder, I saw a paper plate stuck to my butt.

"Who put the cake there!"

For the whole of today, I was feeling uncomfortable all over! Maybe it was because I haven't been wearing my school uniform for so long, or maybe it's because I've grown! (I hope it's the latter xD)

But especially round the collar! Maybe it's after not wearing a tie for a month... But the whole of today was terrible; I couldn't wait for the school bell to ring at 2.40 p.m. to take it off! And now I have a red ring around my neck. =S

If I still feel uncomfortable over the next few days, I shall go get a new set of uniform!

Was walking around Toa Payoh Central the other day with my mum...

When I saw 2 blobs of some stuff plummet to the ground from above...

After which, followed the sound of flapping birds overhead.

O_O

Upon closer inspection, the blobs of stuff half a metre ahead turned out to be pretty little splats of bird poop.

How delightful! Pretty presents from the heavens above.

After some admiration, I skipped around the work of art on the floor.

Then I wondered what would have happened if I had walked a little bit faster!

NOTICE FOR MISSING TEDDY

I have lost my dear SPMF Teddy! It has dropped off from it's keychain on my bag, and is probably wandering the streets of Singapore all alone and crying!

It has brown fur, has a checkered blue bow tie, and has a little blue and white coloured heart pinned on its chest.

If you happen to chance upon such a teddy, please console it and return it to me!

Thank you! *sobs*

Sincerely, The Distraught Owner.

It's gonna' be 端午节 soon, so my family is getting into the 粽子 making craze once again, just like any other year. But this year, I decided to create my very own 粽子!

I wanted something with ingredients that I liked, yet would be, in my opinion, something that looks nice and is healthy! Teehee, so I came up with what I shall now creatively call 呀咪粽! =D

呀咪粽!

Inside every 呀咪粽 there's ham, bacon, mixed vegetables and cheese! So when you break open a piping hot and fresh 呀咪粽, you're greeted by orange, yellow, green and pink colours, plus melted cheeze that oozes out! =O

Too bad for you, they're limited edition! Right now I have only... 7 left, I think! And they will be gone by Friday. xD

For the last time, YES...!

On the MRT this morning:

Auntie: Wahh, 你在读什么?
Me: 哦, 鲁迅...
Auntie: 啊... 他可是个学者哦.
Me: 嗯，是的...
Auntie: 你那么小会读这种书meh? 你读小学还是中学的?
Me: *Feels like saying, "啊哈哈哈哈，Auntie, 你真会开玩笑hor!" >.>*
Me: *But still smiling very sweetly...* 我现在已经中四了.

Yeah lah, if someone says that I look 16 when I'm 20 it'll be a nice compliment, but right now such compliments about my youth only points to my lack of tallness and small frame which don't sound particularly nice on my ears. >.>

Yeah, I'm Sec. 4. -_-

At CIP:

Adult A: So, you're in Sec. 2 this year, is it?
Me: No, Sec 4...
Adult A: Huh, Sec. 4 already arh? Don't look like it leh...
Me: I know...-_-

At GeoTrail:

Adult B: So you guys are in Sec. what this year?
Us: Sec. 4.
Adult B: Oh, I see... Not all of you look like you're from Sec. 4 leh...
*Looks at me.*
Me: Yeah, I know I look like I'm from Sec. 1. -_-
Adult B: No lah... More like Sec. 2 lah.

Some people seem to have more than 24 hours a day. Everyone has at least 28 days a month. And some... Have less than 12 months a year!

My brother's sitting for his PSLE this year, and he was doing this math assessment book, with this question that he got stuck at...

Mei Ling was born on 1st August 1997. How old will she be on 1st March 2006?

(a) 9 Years 8 Months
(b) 9 Years 7 Months
(c) 8 Years 8 Months
(d) 8 Years 7 Months

Edwin: Mummy, how many months are there between August and March?
Mum: Aiyoh, you count on your own lah! Don't tell me you don't know your months?!
Edwin: Err... I know...
Mum: Recite the months for me! Starting from January!
Edwin: January, February, March... April... June? Then July...
Mum: O_O
Edwin: August...? Then September, November, December!
Mum: My goodness, Edwin...! Are you sure you don't know!
*My brother scrambles for the calendar and finds out that he missed May and October out.*

I was just laughing away at my dear brother. XD

My brother and I was helping my mum to pack up some stuffs in our room today, and we chanced upon lotsa' stuff that brought back great memories...!

Like how I had hundreds of doodles of Pokemons kept in this file! I was pretty crazy about Pokemon when I was young; watched the cartoon, played the Gameboy game, collected the trading cards, collected the stickers... I must have made my parents waste how much money...!

Now I shall leave you with this ugly drawing. Which just goes to show how cute I was! =D

Pooh says, "No!"